Nik's Big Book of Quotes and cliches

Friendships are like peeing on yourself, others can see the stain but only you can feel the heat

Some women have Pre-Menstrual Syndrome,

Some women have Post-Menstrual Syndrome,

But some women have Permanent Menstrual Syndrome.

Objective is a very subjective word.

If the whole world is wrong,

and you are the only one that is right,

Think again.

Today is tomorrow's yesterday,

If you let yesterday disturb today,

Today will disturb tomorrow.

Good movies never stays at the chart,

They stay in your heart.

I hate hopes because it keeps me hoping.

Secretly I was hoping,

That I'll never have to hope again.

If you can't get to the answers.

Let the answers get to you.

Live life before life outlive you.

If you think your life sucks, it does.

Titles are very subjective.

The purpose of life is a life or purpose.

If a guy is treating you like he doesnt' give a shit,

He genuinely doesn't give a shit-No exceptions.

Big Book of Cliche Break-ups Consolation.

If a guy acts like a total jerk, that means he like you.

Here is the problem:

He like you too much.

I am sure he's just lost your number.

He's not asking you out because he's intimidated by you professional success.

He's not asking you out because he's scared of your emotional maturity.

Trust me it's just because he's just getting out of a serius ralationship.

Trust me its because he's never had a serious relationship.

Cliche Break Up Lines.

I don't wanna stand in your way.

You're perfect, its just I have to work on myself.

I'm just thinking of your happiness.

I don't deserve you.

I am so jealous of the guys who gets to marry you.

And the second you hear that(the above), run to the store, get yourself some ribs and ice cream because you have been dumped.

Next Chapter.

If a guy doesn't call me, I would like to reserve the right to call him at every 15 minute intevals until he picks up.

The rule is this:

If a guy doesn't call you, he doesn't wanna call you.

You get back to the office after Happy Hour? What's happy about that?

We're in love assholes; That's what people do when they are in love;

They get married.

Let me guess: He said the only thing happy about this happy hour is you.

If a guy gives your his contact number instead of taking yours,

He's not interested.

If a guy wants to see you, believe me, he will see you.

I once called 55 Lauren Bells until I get the right one.

Don't call him, he doesn't like you.

Oh, the spark thing is a bullshit;

Guys invented the spark,

so they could not call and treat you kind of badly and keep you guessing,

then convince you that the anxiety and fear that just developed naturally was actually just a spark-

And you guys all buy it. You eat it up and you love it.

One, two, three,

That's it, 3 seconds,

Or more its on.

Why do women do this?

Build this stuff in their minds,

take each little thing that a guy does

and then twist it into something else.

If a guy wants to date you, he will make it happen.

There are no rules anymore,

I mean why should you wait till he gets off his ass?

But the real master I have to say its me;

3 husbands, countless boyfriends, and I havent't been caught yet.

I am sorry I don't trust myself.

Compiled from "He's Just Not That Into You, Plato's Reincarnation a.k.a PlatoNik, and others.

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hey there people. look at the pics and how i narrate them. enjoy.


life is not all about equations. no matter la whether u're an engineering student or accounting ones. find the solutions in any possible creative way. if can't find one, create our own theorem to solve it. like CL's volleyball laws, jason's law of beauty, or dayah's stalking theorem or iswari's law of riddles or any law of guessing available. surely, we WILL find a way.

life is colourful. it's nice and ugly in its own way. *credits to my sister for taking this*

embrace these differences. you can be pointed, or blunt or just plain you. you're you. nothing wrong with being you. genius? excellent? pretty? nerd? you are what you are.

always aim for our own goals. yes, get there in any legal way we possibly can, as long as we know how to play and score our dreams.

if life is like a highway, ugh, it can be quite boring unless we take the MRR highway during the rush hour.

if life is always yummy like the pepperoni pizza, (my personal fave is classified chickens from domino's), we'll get obesity. means, we're gonna get sick. means we cannot enjoy life. main point? erm...enjoy when u can, endure when u must. (apa kaitan with the pic pun i x tau)

working together is long forgotten in this dog eat dog world. never forget, yes, we are competing but wouldn't it be more meaningful to cooperate as well? cooperation and competition are close relatives. share whenever we can.

wah..nowadays ah, even plastic bag can smile tau. so, why don't we? (^_^)

confused in certain parts in of our lives? never mind. we look cute when we are.

rubiks cube? imagine that our exams are like this object. if other people can solve it, so can we.

let's sing (if u don't have the talent, seriously, try miming) all the way in our lives. we have sad, happy, lovey dovey, mad and many kinds of emotions in these songs. our songs. feel them. we're humans anyway. lucky we're no robots.

if we were artists, we can paint our lives the way we want. make it dull, make it jubilant, make it dark, it's up to us.

the beauty of this place might be deceiving, but still, be strong. stay cool. we can do this.


yup, make sure everyone of us pass this signboard to check in for our flights next year. yes people, look forward to it. be positive. cheer up. WE CAN DO IT.

Vocab for fart?

ALL of you have been memorizing vocabs so assiduously(duh, I know some SAT words too), so here's a simple test.

What is the exact word to describe the smell of someone's fart?

How many type of fart smells are they and what words are used to describe them?

What is the exact adjective for the sound of people farting?

How many type of sound can fart actually sound like and what are the words used to describe them?

Besides fart and flatulence, what are other words for farting?

What do you call people who farts oftenly?

What do you call people who doesn't fart that often?

Phobia of fart?

Obsess with fart?

Farting in public?

Geez, how many shells per day would you consider often or seldom?

Haha how did this come about? Somehow the word "infarction"-which by the way is in no way related to fart at all- crossed my mind and the word fart just popped up.

I am supposed to do my survey now but I think I am a little more inclined to find for the answers..... Sorry Iswari.. Don't worry, I promise I still will finish the survey tonight..

to my friend, MR. SAT.

*warning: this fictional letter may contain inexplicable liking towards certain sections in the test. please ensure that you have switched on your positive bubble before you read this.*

DEAR MR.SAT,

can't say that i really miss you ever since the first time i met you last june. it's not that i despise you, but, the awkward feeling of failing you the other day is still buried here deep down in my heart. in fact, i am indeed nervous to meet you this november although you would meet many of my friends this coming october. i hope that we are properly prepared and wish that you would provide equal justice for our hard work all this while. it would be very meaningful if you would help us, my dear friend.

so, how is everything going on for MATHS?? heard that she's doing fine. my friends find her an engaging and amicable persona, very intelligent yet tricky at times everytime we try to tackle her. i believe that most of us would certainly say that this daughter of yours is our favourite. did you know that some of my friends sometimes find it hard to keep pace with her time demands? i know that you have adviced us before to practice diligently as MATHS can allow us obtain 800 but still, there are a few of my fellow colleagues who struggle to keep up with the fast pace. no worries, i have already told them not to worry. MATHS is very helpful most of the time. just don't take her for granted. she hates it when people do that, isn't she?

oh yeah, lately, i heard CR (CRITICAL READING) is involved in soo many gossips. my friends couldn't help to avoid the acrimony of befriending him. i heard people talking about him behind his back or rather lashing out at him sometimes. whenever he starts talking about the old literature or comparing passages in that bombastic vocab of his, people either tend to turn away or become somnolent and leave him alone. sorry to know about that. must be difficult for him. i know that his intentions are good, he just wants to share beautiful fascinating facts with us, but i wish i can persuade my friends to appreciate this highly intelligible son of yours. he may be staid at times, his texts are sometimes highly convoluted yet if we are optimistic enough, he actually understand us better because he gives us so many significant clues in his writings. i also respect his perspicacity in sharing new vocabs with us. he loves to hint us with key words in the sentences. your son can be very charming when he portrays his shrewdness, my friend.

before i forget, pardon me for this sudden impertinence, do send my greatest gratitude to your daughter, WRITING. she is sagacious in rectifying mistakes in the sentences no matter how subtle it might be. thank her for highlighting that parallelism, SVA, and so many other grammar structures that we initially thought correct, can actually be very deceptive. she also values our acumen in answering her essay questions. although the examiners make it difficult for us to score high in her part, she certainly gives us the chance to express our thoughts in a very organized way. true, we had to study long tedious hours of perfecting our essays but then, i personally find her entertaining in a unique way. i may not enjoy her classes that much but i do find myself eager to write another essay if she wants me to. my friends and i realize that mind mapping and brainstorming help a lot to encourage us to produce brilliant ideas and examples for the essay. you should be proud to have a daughter like her.

wow, i haven't realised that i have written such a long letter for you. do not bother yourself to reply it if you find yourself extremely busy with work at the collegeboard. it is my utmost understanding that you perform well in your job. send my regards to our friend, TOEFL at the ETS, if you meet her. tell her to kiss READING, LISTENING, SPEAKING and WRITING for me. it's been a long time since i meet them. tell them to help my friends who would be sitting for her exams soon. thank you so much, MR. SAT.

looking forward to meet you once i finish my preparation for my big day. till then, take care.

yours sincerely,
NHH.

R.E.K.A.M.E.C.A.E.P

P: People who send out positive thoughts activate the world around them positively and draw back to themselves postive results. ( Norman Vincent Peale)

E: enthusiasm is magical. it spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. (Norman Vincent Peale)

A: aim for what is best for us. aim correctly, act meticulously, reflect accurately.

C: cry out loud when CR is bothering you, but be careful. change your thoughts and you change the world.

E: Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that. (Norman Vincent Peale)

M: make time to learn our mistakes. make time to enjoy our lives.

A: assiduous attitude leads us somewhere but obsession with no outcomes is a waste.

K: know the right thing to do at the right time on the right place.

E: excessive stress is detrimental. chill.

R: Real winners are the ones who fight back. not the ones who easily gain something with nothing.


IVAN turgenev : IF WE WAIT FOR THE MOMENT WHEN EVERYTHING, ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING IS READY, WE SHALL NEVER BEGIN.

Green day- reading way

A green couple in front of me the whole time I was doing the test. Green must be my lucky color cause I did consistently well for all 3 Critical Reading exercises. I won't say its stellar but at least it is better than that of my real SAT.

On the petite issues first. First, I found out that computers actually lie. Yeah, they do. JL found out that they actually changed his answer choice; NNH said that hers was changed too last week. Weird huh. Secondly, my neck is still aching like ever when I was doing the test. Eyes strained too. Yu Jin commented on my questionnaire. I thought I did it right, but I guess I was wrong. Not really harsh though, with humors and all.
Jason when he found out that the com changed his answer.

Anyway I got 21/24, 21/24, 17/19 for the three tests but as Yu Jin says, the numbers don't matter. I feel that I am getting a better grasp of the text. Instead, my problem has shifted to the technical questions like vocabs(as usual) and sentence completion/correction.

Another thing that I found out during the exercises was that I feel much more comfortable reading and understanding texts which I already have prior knowledge of any kind. For example, when I was doing the art-related passage, I find it harder to digest than when I am reading the human mind passage. I also found out that if I were to read a passage with a preconception of the issue, it would make it easier to follow. Of course I must be careful not to mix my thoughts and the author's thoughts when answering questions. This is so because when I already have a stand on that issue, I read and skim for the author's point of view 1. Whether he agrees with what I say. 2. If he agree/disagree what are the points used to justify his opinion. 3. In what way are our thoughts similar and in what way does it differ.

This technique is very not applicable to 1. Issues where you have no prior knowledge/know nothing about. 2. The section where they give you 2 passage which describes the same issue from different perspective be it contrasting or from a different approach.
It doesn't apply to the formal-obviously- because you can't expect anything when you know nothing to begin with. It doesn't apply to the latter because you will end up having 1 issue, 2 approaches and 4 ideas with 2 totally clashing points. Because the 2 passage might not contrast one another, it is very likely that you will get your opinions all jumble up thus making it hard to differentiate between the two passages let alone analyze them.

There he goes again......

I stare out at the bared, naked, empty and poor sky of Uniten;
The flare in me is getting dimmer-less intense, lighten;
How many months has it been?5? No, perhaps ten;
What's my initial aspiration here? God, I have forgotten!

Was I searching for answers?
No, I already had those;
Was I thinking of Chicago? Las Vegas or Texas?
No, I already thought of those.

My soul is still searching;
For that something I know is missing-
My soul is still wandering;
Finding for that something.

I found possessions and materiality-
Brand new cell phone,
Set of a great laptop,
Electric gadgets and many cool stuff.
Yet, i lose my most precious part of reality-
Grandma, my pillar, my backbone,
I lost humility, dignity and all that should top,
Now, I am all alone, engulfed.

Temptations get the better of me;
All weekends in Mines or Mid Valley;
Fast foods, cinemas, all day spending money;
I can't resist, so I succumbed to luxury.

Sorry mom I failed my SAT,
Sorry dad I failed my AP,
Sorry ma I failed to bear in mind,
I know now that I'm that spoiled brat,
I promise you I won't be that cocky,
I will leave my old-me behind.

I don't know what I would do-
If I could turn back the time,
But I shall not think about that-
'Cause I know, that, I can't do,
Move ahead now that the clock has chimed,
Change everything that was once bad.

I have faith,
That grey skies will turn bright,
I have faith,
That soon I'll see light,
I have faith,
That my goal is still in sight,
I have faith,
That fire will reignite,
I have faith,
That I can still fight.

Because tonight, I am a new me,
Taiping might be 250 km away from here,
US might be 250000km away from here,
I know where I was, I am and where I will be.

Know that I carry hopes of not CL alone,
But the hopes of all that matters to CL,
Because tonight, CL is not alone,
On the first of Sept, CL has a new CL.

New determination, old inspiration.
More perspiration, less procrastination,
Higher ambition, lower condescension,
Louder proclamation, quieter action.

I closed my eye lids,
Saw a thousand stars of Maxwell Hill,
Opened my eyes and to the old-me I bid-
A thousand farewell and I am healed.

Another lame piece. I don't know what wrong tonight-my horoscope allignment all kelam kabut- emo giler giler... Is emo a contagious thingy?? If it is then I got a good idea where it penetrated me from.... No fact-fact, academic, intelligent piece tonight.... I am not going to be a hypocrite, so I will achieve what I said I will do... See a new me On Sept.2.... (for those who remembered... I still am going to be the nerd nerd thing I said last time... Look forward to it)